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It's The Gyro​-​Cosmic Relativator

by Slavkosky

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Into the Loopol' (free) 05:52
Riding on my bicycle Smoking a cigarette And I've been wondering If there's anything I should regret My girlfriend's a slut But I tell myself I like her She yells at me everyday But hey at least I'm not alone My job gives me paper That the bank turns into plastic That I use to buy shit I don't need So I can feel successful Then I give it all back to the bank So they stop calling my phone I guess I regret having a phone We are together But nothing's forever, no I never can remember But never truly forget There goes my sanity Out the window, bye bye I better hold on tight 'Cause I hear it's a bumpy ride These lovely feelings I had for you now sit unused And the worst is I couldn't get'em back if I wanted to Change is a constant force And I can't argue with that So I guess I regret nothing at all
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I was in Virginia It was in some kind of national forest theme park There were souvenir shops And overly-happy workers greeting everybody that came in One of the features of the park These scrawny young kids Would carry us on wooden benches Throughout the woods on this big looping trail I was there with my friend Josh and other people I thought I felt I knew but can't remember I was talking to Mom the next day (I was using the space heater) And told her I wished she could see how beautiful the scenery was (so she walked through the space heater to where I was. I was overjoyed! I did not realize until later that I had discovered teleportation. I soon after remembered I'd intended to return the thing)
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Well it's 2428 at the Apollo Watch Buck Rogers duke those wicked foes The moon is larger than you would remember The guy up there just wants to say hello So you say hello, hello, hello Fuzzy bunnies bound around your belly As you figure out what to do with the Vegas money And just as you reach for Sinatra's hand, Alarm clock yelling wakes you from the bliss You knew this was comin' you knew you should of fled Now you gotta drag your lazy ass outta bed Your late for work, and the boss is shootin' threats Cheer up sonny, at least one day you'll be dead Aww, it's the Space Rat Race And everybody's competing 'cause their jobs are at stake Aww, it's the Space Rat Race There's a thirst for the grand prize today
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Everybody's gettin' weary There might be some truth behind those theories About atomic radiation We're rotting our brains with all this Relativation We are surely chasing ghosts as we hustle through the cosmos Finding bandits making them pay With our Psychic-Restriction Ray
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I'm feelin' kinda lazy Is this the haze today brings There's a ten-pound weight dulling up the chip on my shoulder As the lioness hunts for food-cures The male soon forgets her As he dopely sleeps and dreams the days away
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Well I can feel space bears lurking about We better steer clear till they phase out Hey there're some martians give'em a wave Maybe they'll wanna play the barter game And we're so far from home Well once we break through this dimensional line We'll know for sure that we've saved mankind For the crushing weight of folding space Has the last say no matter how hard we pray Maybe my old life will still be waiting when I land I might just get to see my little love again
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Salmonella in my scombled egg Stinkin' up my brain I never thought I'd die before I felt alive I've got this creepin' deep-seeded feeling that I'll be alright After all I don't see all that meets the eye I could've given in an' given up to fear but it just ain't right I need the darkness to appreciate the light I feel pretty sane in a deranged way And it's a wee bit strange Cause I'm all loosy-goosey up around the base Latent paranoid schizophrenia's A funny little game Cause whatever you say don't belong to you anyway And the anti-depressants Make me more depressed but in a sociable way So I keep on takin'em cause the doctor says it's ok I've been dreaming of my other life and lookin' at my hands I had a premonition that I'ma meet some new friends There's one little thing that keeps me goin' baby and it's the unknown If I'm gonna be alone then I'm gonna choose to roam I'm a tiny ear of corn in an industrial farm Doin' what I can And it's pretty alright just as long as I remember what I am
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Memory folds as we strive for continuity A wishful hope that we may become still We scurry about through our routines as though we are busy, and yet there is nothing to do. We are afraid of what will happen if we stop this daily charade, so we just go faster and faster and faster faster faster Then we come of age and we're told to rest But we don't know ourselves so we stutter and trip Some of us accept our fate, while others fret and regret. In the end we all die, and our awareness is gobbled up by the universe. Everyone eventually forgets us, who we were, how much money we made, everything we did In the end we all die, our awareness gobbled up by the universe
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Foresight 02:45
I---I'm so sick and it won't stop I feel cold Well I find myself a lie I've hung myself out to dry again But I don't feel like crying anymore Might as well get some shit done.
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I spent all my money I spent all my money I spent all my money Visiting friends
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Well I'm feelin' kinda lonely these days Wondering when someone'll come visit me Just as I think it, there's a knock on my door Julie's home at last Happy days forecast She came back so fast Say's she's no more cash Start to bake a pumpkin pie It used to get her glowing eyes But she says she don't mind Then she looks out the door Well, Julie, ah Julie What's the score?! Well Julie you're confusing me baby I don't know which way to go with you Give me a clue and I will try my best, try to impress you Well Julie, here we are again I'm working and you're doing nothing But spending all my time
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Can't put my finger on it I don't know what to say It's a different animal But I can't look away There's not much that can be explained For reason's only one small part of man If you're a seeker what you seek you'll find With strong intent and a quiet mind This is quite unsettling, Not knowing what is what But now I've got to thinking That I've been thinking too damn much Once you've found what you're looking for, Will you be happy or left wanting more? Or does it even matter what I say? (who learns shit from music anyways?!)

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A journey through deep space in a time when justice is our last saving grace: the 25th Century!

I recommend listening to this album from the beginning (and with good headphones) to get the full effect...but I'm not the boss of you!

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released August 8, 2012

Special Hugs go directly to:

Daniel Kelleher (bloodgutsfiretrucks.tumblr.com) - 1x Dank Hug
Val Kurkas - 6x Love Hugs
Julia Bruk (www.juliabrukphoto.com) - 2x Happy Hugs
Leisa Vandehey - 1x Long Hug
Denise "DeeDee" Tupa - 1x Love Hug
Rob, Michelle & Jeff Slavens - 4x Love Hugs

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From the eastern tobacco plains to the tall lonely mountains of the northwest fall renditions of electro-halcyon tenacity a bit off from the analog status quo.

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